Until Sterling Archer came along, turtleneck sweaters were for nerds, bongo playing hipsters and Europeans. Now, they’re called tactical turtlenecks and they can be worn by international spies, cool guys and, yes, Europeans. Now, he’s done it again. He’s made shirts an awesome thing to wear when you’re not rocking a tactical turtleneck or a suit. These Archer t-shirts have got all the style you need for your mission of humor. But that isn’t the only thing these tees are designed for…
These Archer shirts also are part of an integrated plan with ISIS to stop global terrorism plots. We’ve been working with Malory Archer and Lana Kane to halt a plan by an evil terrorist organization to keep people from being fashionable and comfortable. It’s totally not a ploy by them to help refinance their health care funding. So, wear these Archer tees to be comfortable, funny or to fight terrorism, or just because you want to.
(Note: shirts may not actually fight terrorist efforts.)