What Your St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt Says About You

Have you ever heard the Irish saying, ‘In Heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here’? This carpe diem-esque phrase entices the masses. Living in the moment is exhilarating and the Irish do it well. Who wouldn’t want to throw up their arms, interlock them with a burly, freckled, red-headed stranger and chant the old football tune, “The Irish Rover” while foamy beer trickles down your jaw? The Irish are happy-go-lucky, free-spirited, and like to have a good time wherever they roam; this explains why so many people want to be honorary Irishmen on St. Patty’s Day.

Our festive St. Patrick’s Day shirts will have you raring to attend pub crawls and guzzle all the green beer your tummy can take.  However, you must pick up a St. Patty’s tee to show your pride (and to make sure you don’t endure a plethora of pinches from fellow pub crawlers). We have tons of tees to ensure that you’re decked out in all kinds of shamrock shades of green. Oh blimey, snatch up a St. Patty’s shirt that expresses your inner desire to be Irish and your utmost respect for frothy green beer before a leprechaun kicks you in the shin and disrobes you of all your green attire. Hey, it could happen!

 

Beer Me Maybe!

“Hey I just met you, you’re obviously drunk and crazy, please forget my number, and just beer me…maybe?” If that catchy Carly Rae Jepsen tune is your go-to jam, then sport this tee on St. Patty’s Day. Let it be known that you are only at the bar for some ice cold beer; so staggering drunkards, back off!

 

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Women's Green Beer Me Maybe T-Shirt

 

I'm a Drinker Not a Fighter

This shirt is perfect for the Irishman who is exhausted of hearing the phrase, ‘the fighting Irish’ to describe his people. He’s ready for a more peaceful epithet like ‘the snuggling Irish.’ After all, he is more proud of his great big bear hug capability than he is of his mean sucker punch. Word to the wise: it’s best not to mention anything about the Irish having a bad temper; this stereotype can really get under a usually mild-tempered guy’s freckled skin and turn him from a smiley little leprechaun into the destructive hulk in under five seconds.

 

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I'm a Drinker Not a Fighter

 

St. Paddy's Day Clover Bikini

This tee is perfect for the gal who is ready to shake her shamrocks all night long! Get the shamrocks to shake and the gents will come running, just be sure to cover up your clover. An exposed clover could possibly make you very unlucky in love—it attracts the wrong type of Irishman, if you know what I mean! 

 

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St. Paddy's Day Clover Bikini

 

Irish I Was A Little Bit Taller

Aw, what’s not to love about an insecure little leprechaun who makes it known that he wishes to grow a few inches? Don’t all lads wish they could magically sprout an inch or two? Pretty lassies will fall in love with your vulnerable side when you wear this tee. Plus, the morose, yet adorable, cartoon leprechaun will be a great conversation starter while you are waiting on your Irish Car Bomb shot!

 

irish i was a little bit taller tshirt

Irish I was a Little Bit Taller

 

Kiss Me I'm Irish

A classic St. Patty’s tee! Whether you’re slaving over your Irish soda bread in the kitchen or on a quest for a three leaf clover, you’ll get lucky in this tee!  However, if you are on a quest for a kiss from a lovely red-headed lady- consider it done. A man decked out in green, wearing his intentions on his sleeve (er, I mean front of his shirt) will make him enticing to all females. They’ll be lined up to steal a smooch from you!

 

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Kiss Me I'm Irish

 

Rainbows are Gaelic

No need to pucker up to the Blarney Stone! When you’re wearing this cute cartoonish tee you’ll already possess the gift of gab because let’s face it, no one can shut you up once you’re drunk… just kidding! You’ll have the gift of gab because everyone will want to talk about how funny and adorable your t-shirt is. Rainbows are indeed mystical and this shirt might attract the perfect partner who is also on a hunt for the treasure at the end of the rainbow.

 

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Rainbows are Gaelic

 

I Moustache You For a Beer

Jump aboard the mustache bandwagon! Mustaches are the current trend (strangely, not exclusive to men; women are also wearing mustache accessories and clothing). You’ll be in style, and very festive might I add, when you wear this ‘I Moustache You For A Beer’ T-shirt. You’ll have the thickest ‘stache in the whole bar- and the greenest! If you are lucky you might even have a leprechaun trade you some gold coins for your stylish mustache tee!

 

i moustache you for a beer st patricks day shirt

I Moustache You For a Beer

 

I "Like" St. Pat's

This t-shirt is perfect for Facebook fanatics who can’t wait to put their silly St. Paddy’s Day shenanigans on the internet for all their friends to see. Your party pals will give you a big green thumbs-up when they see all your pics of keg-stands, beer funneling, and shot taking. They’ll raise their ice cold glass of Guinness in your honor to all your St. Patrick’s Day antics! Do something really crazy, upload it to Imgur and see how many upvotes it gets! I bet those tiny pixilated hands wish they were holding a bubbling green brew!

 

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I "Like" St. Pat's

 

Rainbow Beer

Put your cheerful little face inside this tee! Who wouldn’t be ecstatic to hold two cups of colliding rainbows? If you love to go to the fair and stick your head in those cardboard cutouts of movie stars and athletes, then this is the perfect St. Paddy’s Day shirt for you! Remember, nobody likes a grumpy leprechaun so you have to wear this tee with a smile!

 

rainbow beer shirt

Rainbow Beer


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