How to Pair Beer With 18 of our Coolest Beer T-Shirts

Do you have unique facial hair? Did you meet your significant other at a beer festival? Did you drink too much beer this winter and as a result find yourself needing to go up a size in T-Shirts? Is this getting way too specific and maybe is accidentally reflective of the post's author and not you? Well, if you're still reading, we can only guess that you're in the same boat so why not salute your glorious beer belly with 18 of our best beer shirts? (Acceptance is SO much easier than going to the gym!)

As an added bonus, we included beer pairing ideas to go with each of our shirt recommendations!


How to pick a beer to match your outfit

 

 

1. BROWN BEER T-SHIRT

Bear Beer Shirt

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What makes it one of the best?

½ bear + ½ deer + ½ It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia = BEER. This equation is solid.  Don’t question it.  People 'in the know' would never question the greatness of a shirt that combines bears, deer, beer, and everybody’s favorite gang of TV reprobates.

 Suggested Beer Pairings:

  • Yuengling Lord Chesterfield Ale – To feel fancier than you really are
  • Stone Brewing Company Dayman Coffee IPA – To fight The Nightman

 

 

2. DUFF LOGO SHIRT

Duff T-Shirt

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What makes it one of the best?

Duff beer may just be the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

 Suggested Beer Pairings:

  • Duff, Duff Light, Duff Dry
  • Henry K. Duff’s Private Reserve
  • Fudd
  • Red Tick Beer

 

 

3. BEER FOR BREAKFAST TEE

Beer for Breakfast Shirt

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What makes it one of the best?

We're challenging conventional wisdom on what the real breakfast of champions is. There’s nothing that helps ease you into a morning like a taste of the hair of the dog that bit ya. Scoff at those ordering mimosas, screwdrivers, and Bloody Marys, and get what you really want: more beer.

 Suggested Beer Pairings:

  • Surly Coffee Bender – Because coffee
  • Atwater Brewery Vanilla Java Porter – Because even more coffee
  • Whatever’s leftover from last night

 

 

4. ABBEY ROAD BEER SHIRT

Abbeer Road Shirt

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What makes it one of the best?

There’s no such thing as an underrated Beatles album - even "Abeer Road." With this shirt you can express your love for the Liverpudlians and your hate for your liver all at the same time! Now that’s efficiency.

 Suggested Beer Pairings:

  • Indeed Brewing Company Day Tripper American Pale Ale – Day Tripper might not be on the album, but nobody wants a beer named after Octopus’ Garden
  • Cains Finest Export Lager – Another export from Liverpool 

 

 

5. BEER CAN HOCKEY SHIRT

Beer Can Hockey Shirt

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What makes it one of the best?

Only those of us from the frigid north would be brave and foolish enough to combine beer, sticks, razor sharp blades, questionable ice depth, and full speed body checking, and have the gall to call it a sport.  The problem is that by the time we get on the lake we realize that the guy whose only job it was to bring the puck, forgot the puck. Thankfully that guy always remembers to bring beer. Improvising is a good thing.

Suggested Beer Pairings:

  • Molson Canadian or Labatt Blue - Wanna fight aboot it ya hoser? Eh?

 

 

6. SAVE THE EARTH BEER TEE

Save the Earth beer shirt

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What makes it one of the best?

There are lots of reasons to save the planet, but this shirt makes the single best argument for it. It proves the Earth is still the best planet in the universe and we need to protect it.

Suggested Beer Pairings:

  • Steam Whistle Brewing Pilsner - Made with reusable bottles and green electricity
  • Brooklyn Brewery Brooklyn Lager - Or really anything from Brooklyn Brewery because all their beers are made using wind energy

 

 

7. CHARLES BREWKOWSKI SHIRT

Ted beer t-shirt

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What makes it one of the best?

Charles Bukowski and beer go together like a stoner and a talking, foul-mouthed Teddy bear.  It just makes sense.  Remember: “We are here to drink beer.  We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us.”

Suggested Pairings:  

  • Pretty much anything you can get your hands on and then some - except for Coors, which Bukowski considered the worst beer in America.

 

 

8. BEERZINGA T-SHIRT

Bazinga Beer Shirt

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What makes it one of the best?

 Just because Sheldon doesn’t drink doesn’t mean you can't. In fact, you should probably take a page from the book of Raj instead: have a few and let this shirt help break the ice with that cute geophysicist to whom you’ve been sending flirty equations. Is that the Large Hadron Collider in your Pocket?

Suggested Pairings:

  • Green Flash Brewing Symposium IPA - As a theoretical physicist, you should have experience with all variety of symposia and The Flash
  • Stone Brewing Company Stone Farking Wheaton W00tstout - “WHEAAAAATOOOOOON!”

 

 

9. BE-ER SHIRT

R2D2 Beer T-Shirt

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What makes it one of the best?

Looks like R2 got the most useful modification ever: beer keg. Yeah, it was nice that he could fix ships and boop a lot, but come on. Beer keg. Plus, if he can play holograms he’s probably also got an iPod dock somewhere and can be modified to create a sweet laser light show. He’d be the total party package then.

Suggested Pairings:

  • New England Brewing Imperial Stout Trooper
  • Sierra Nevada Empire Strikes Black
  • The Brew Kettle Production Works Imperial Schwarzbier - May The Schwarz be with You!

 

 

10 - 18. POPULAR BEER LOGO TEES

Dos Equis Logo Tee  

With enough Dos Equis, you can think you’re the Most Interesting Man in the World.

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Budweiser Long Sleeve Tee

The classic American beer on a nice raglan long sleeve, for nights as cold as your beer.

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Rolling Rock T-Shirt

Every time we learn what the 33 on the label means, we forget it. We should probably stop learning BEFORE we've had a few.

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Guinness Dublin T-Shirt  

Dark, creamy, delicious, Guinness. Now if only it didn’t take 45 minutes to pour properly…

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Coors Light Distressed tee

The mountains on this shirt aren’t blue, which means you’re not cold enough. Get back in the fridge!

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Keystone Logo Shirt

Slogan idea for the makers of Keystone: Keystone: The College Beer.

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Miller Lite Distressed Logo Tee

 You know we can’t put Coors and Budweiser on a list without Miller. Therefore, it’s Miller time!

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Red Stripe Logo T-Shirt

Fun Fact: Jamaica produces more than one product that is commonly associated with partying!

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Corona Logo T-Shirt 

German beer made in Mexico. Does one use salud or prosit when cheersing with this beer? We have a conundrum.

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What make these the best?

 Sometimes you don't feel particularly imaginative and you just want to a comfy way to show your love of a particular brand. We get that. And we can help you out.

 Suggested Pairings:

  • Whatever beer isn't on your shirt. That's like wearing a band's shirt to their concert - don't be that guy.

 

If none of these tees quite hit the spot, we've got plenty more. Cruise around our BEER T-SHIRTS PAGE and you'll surely find something great. You're on your own for pairings though!

Joe Vampire

Joe Vampire is the evil HR guy at the company.  He once trained people in the art of phlebotomy but that’s not how he got his pseudonym.  He's not quite sure how it bestowed upon him, as a matter of fact.  Because he’s in HR, and therefore has no friends, he retreats into a world of horror movies, video games, beards, beers, Scandinavian black metal, and playing guitar for Old Towne Ghosts.


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