Bibbidi Bobbidi Basketball: 16 Disney March Madness Jerseys

Disney March Madness Jerseys

 

It’s that time of year again: the sneakers are squeaking, the balls are bouncing, and you’ve finally spotted your first referee of the season. It can only mean one thing -- March Madness is here! While we’re all basketball mad around the office with our brackets all stacked with care, we noticed that we have a year-round-madness that is much more magical than even the hottest NCAA game. We’re speaking, of course, about Disney magic! So, we thought it would be a wonderful idea to take our two passions and mash them up. If the Disney universe held its own basketball tournament, these are the jerseys all the fans would be proudly sporting to every game.

 

See if you can guess which movie these are referencing! We'll put an answer list at the bottom, so no cheating.

 

1. The Pleasure Island Monstros

A Whale of a Team

Pleasure Island Monstros Disney Jersey

 

The man-eating beast lurking around the shores of Pleasure Island has inspired this team’s monstrous stats. Watch out for their end game (and their toothier front, as well)!

 

2. The Woodland Deer Stalkers

Bank Shot Boom

Woodland Deer Stalkers Disney Jersey

 

Like the woods in spring, everyone else would be wise to stay off the court instead of playing this team. They’re known for their quick shots that come with a bang.

 

3. The Tea Party Tweedledees

Sip-Off

Tweedledee Disney Jersey

 

A little goofy, a little silly, this team is known for stupendous trick shots and unexpected antics. Their stadium is the only one in the league that serves a one gallon cup of Earl Grey. Pinkies up!

 

4. The Forbidden Mountain Thorn Bushes

A Thorny Lineup

Thorn Bushes Disney Jersey

 

You’ve got to watch out for these players! They have infamous elbow jabs and they know how to use them. If they’re behind at the half, they become real fire-breathing hot heads.

 

5. The London Dog Hides

Kanine Krushers

101 Dalmations Basketball Jersey

 

Anyone that underestimates this team won’t only be seeing spots, but they’ll be seeing stars by the end of the game. Their coach is a real devil and she just loves to skin the competition.

 

6. The Sherwood Oo-De-Lallies

A Traveling Tune

Robin Hood Disney Basketball Jersey

 

This team of merry men has some of the most adoring fans in the league! The remote controlled blimp that parachutes little sacks of coins during the home games certainly doesn’t hurt.

 

7. The Triton Tridents

Dinglehopper Dribble

Triton Tridents Jersey

 

The championship will never be a part of their world because they always look like a bunch of flopping fish out there on the court. But their under the sea home games are a whole different story!

 

8. The Provincial Town Paragons

The Dreamy Team

Gaston Beauty and the Beast Basketball Jersey

 

Known for their incredible physique, these players can make three-pointers from half court like it’s a simple layup. Their legendary after parties are keg-fuelled romps any Le Fou would enjoy.

 

9. The Agrabah Evil Genies

Big Red

Evil Genies Basketball Jersey

 

The experts say they are the favorite to take the whole thing, but all the scandals and accusations of cheating may distract them. It’s almost as if each shot is magically hitting the basket…

 

10. The Halloweentown Oogies

Everybody Scream!

Halloweentown Oogies Basketball Jersey

 

Don’t hit the court with these guys unless you haven’t got a problem with stepping on a few bugs or bats flying overhead. For some reason, their court is the spookiest in the entire league.

 

11. The Pridelands Wildebeests

Hakuna-Ma-Turnover

Wildebeests Disney Jersey

 

These players love to run over the competition. It’s hard to know whether they’ve just been fearsomely inspired by their leonine coach or if they’re really just that good.

 

12. The Jamestown Nuggets

Mining Madness

Gold Nuggets Disney Basketball Jersey

 

The team motto is “Dig and dig and dig and diggety!” and while they always find a way to dig deep, more often than not they just can’t come up with a solid gold win.

 

13. The Paris Hellfires

Hot Franchise

Paris Hellfires Disney Jersey

 

Everything about the cathedral-like grandeur of this team’s stadium gives us temptation to root for them to go all the way, but maybe we just like the cute puppet shows at half-time.

 

14. The Xian Lucky Crickets

Lucky Shot

Lucky Crickets Disney Jersey

 

If your team can deal with the incessant cricket noises throughout the game, we think they’ll have no problem winning the match. Either way, fans love the fireworks show at the end buzzer!

 

15. The Snuggly Duckling Dreamers

Breakin' Femurs

Dreamers Disney Movie Jerseys

 

The only team in the league that can somehow play with hook hands. They’ve got big dreams to win the whole thing and nothing is going to stop them except, perhaps, a spontaneous frying pan duel.

 

16. The Arendelle Ice Hearts

It Takes Heart

Frozen Ice Hearts Jersey

 

Beware the frozen heart! They’ve got icy resolve to win at any cost. They keep their home games as cold as an eternal winter, but the cold never bothered their biggest fans, anyway.

 

Answer List

16 Disney Movie Jerseys March Madness

 

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  1. Pinocchio
  2. Bambi
  3. Alice in Wonderland
  4. Sleeping Beauty
  5. 101 Dalmations
  6. Robin Hood
  7. The Little Mermaid
  8. Beauty and the Beast
  9. Aladdin
  10. The Nightmare Before Christmas
  11. The Lion King
  12. Pocahontas
  13. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  14. Mulan
  15. Tangled
  16. Frozen

We hope you liked our Disney jerseys! Which was your favorite? What movie did we miss that you'd like to see a jersey of? Let us know! If jerseys aren't your style, though, maybe some classic Disney t-shirts will do the trick.

Chris Harder

Chris Harder is copywriting manager at Shirts.com.


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