Some little-known facts about dogs:
Dogs are excellent Twister players. Dogs were responsible for building the Eiffel Tower. Dogs control the national election results, Nielsen ratings, and movie box office numbers. Dogs aren't really color blind, they're just messing with people's minds. The Pharaohs actually loved dogs instead of cats, but cats later changed historical evidence in an attempt to become more popular. Dogs hate Miley Cyrus. Also, dog shirts are an easy way to become more cool, popular, and wealthy. It's on the internet, so it must be true.