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Womens Catula V-Neck T-Shirt

Womens Catula V-Neck T-Shirt
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We'd like to say our kitties are perfect. We'd like to. That doesn't mean we can make that claim. In fact, cats are much so like the legendary monster that Dracula is based on. So much so, that we have begun to wonder if they might be where the legend of the vampire came from.  

Exhibit A: Cats are nocturnal. Yes, we understand that there are plenty of animals that get more energy in the evening rather than the day but how many of those animals have woken you up in the middle of the night, sitting on your chest, and watching you breathe with a hint of menace in their eyes? Hopefully none.  

Exhibit B: Cats don't like garlic. What? Have you ever met a cat that likes a Italian food? 

Exhibit C: They scratch and bite and yet we don't mind. We continue feeding them and cleaning up after them, all while calling them our fur babies while we nurse our wounds. We wonder if vamps would have the power to "glamour" while being constantly charmed by the little beasties that live in our house.  

So, it's about time we bring the truth into the glaring light of day with this Catula t-shirt. Expose Socks for what he is. The master of night. Silky, sultan of sorrow. The kitten of the kill. Yes, your little kitten is the long last Transylvanian villain, Catula. Now that we've got that out of the way, we're hope you're ready to order bulk amounts of cat nip. Don't want to keep Catula waiting!

(Softness Rating = 10/10)
  • 100% cotton
  • Catula's ominous presence
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