Fifty Shades of V-Day: 14 Shareable Valentines

by |January 30, 2015
Categories: Holiday, Movies

Fifty Shades of Grey Valentines


Some couples' idea of the perfect Valentine's date involves Chinese takeout and a Redbox, while others may prefer an erotic romp in a BDSM playroom. No? Just Ana and Christian then? Come on people - Fifty Shades of Grey didn't sell over 100 million copies because no one enjoyed reading it. With the highly anticipated feature film due to be released just a day before Valentine's Day, we decided to celebrate both the "hearts and flowers holiday," and Christian Grey, a "non-hearts and flowers kind of guy," by creating 14 shareable Fifty Shades themed Valentines! We said "f**k the paperwork" and made these sentiments digital, so they're perfect for sharing on Instagram and Facebook with all of your fifty shades of friends!



Laters Baby 50 Shades of Grey Valentine

“Laters, baby.”



Meet me in the elevator fifty shades valentine

“What is it about elevators?”



I hate Coffee Fifty Shades Valentine

“I am going to have coffee with Christian Grey...and I hate coffee.”



Bite that lip fifty shades valentine

“I'd like to bite that lip.”



Red Room of Pain Fifty Shades Valentine

"Come, I want to show you my playroom.”



Singular tastes fifty shades of grey valentine

"My tastes are very singular.”



Fifty Shades of Grey Email Valentine

"His reply again is instant, and it makes me smile."



Tie me in knots fifty shades of grey valentine

"He takes out his silver grey silk tie…"



Steele my heart fifty shades of grey valentine

"Oh Anastasia Steele, what am I going to do with you?”



I don't do romance fifty shades of grey valentine

"I'm not a hearts and flowers kind of man."



Inner Goddess fifty shades of grey valentine

“My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old.”



No one's said no to be fifty shades valentine

"No one's ever said no to me before. And it's so - hot.”



hard limits fifty shades of grey valentine

"To be discussed with both parties..."



we aim to please fifty shades of grey valentine

“We aim to please Miss Steele.”


Fifty Shades of Grey T-Shirts

Well, Christian, you're not the only one that aims to please! does as well, so for you Fifty Shades superfans out there we've created two custom t-shirts, each available for both men and women. One is quite literally fifty shades of grey, and the other is an omage to a certain silver grey silk tie...


fifty shades of grey tshirts

Men's Fifty Shades Neck Tie T-Shirt - Shop         Men's 50 Shades of Grey Shirt - Shop

Women's Fifty Shades Neck Tie T-Shirt - Shop         Women's 50 Shades of Grey Shirt - Shop

Aleksandra Sobic
Aleksandra Sobic

Aleksandra is’s Brand Manager, and part-time princess of all things pink and pretty. Her favorite way to wear t-shirts is to cut off the sleeves and DIY them into racerback tanks, perfect for a run outside or a game of sand volleyball! A few non-fashion related passions include puns, puppies, playing Mario Kart, and, apparently, alliteration that focuses solely on the letter P.