Pi Day Quiz: Guess These 10 Notoriously Airheaded Celebrities Morphed Into Einstein

by |March 10, 2015
Categories: Comedy, Holiday
10 Notoriously Airheaded Celebrities Morphed Into Einstein

It’s not rock rocket science. With March 14 not only marking Pi Day – 3.14159265359…erhm, ok we lost count – but also Albert Einstein’s Birthday, it calculates soundly (with no remainders, of course) to bask in some of the Father of Relativity’s finest quotes. But when cast in the shadow of some less-than-genius celebrity quotes, you'll quickly find yourself shaking your head2.


Test your noodle

Guess which celebrity is responsible for each gem of a quote below in this genius mashup - 10 notoriously airheaded celebrities morphed into Einstein for Pi Day. Just remember as you read:

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein




Einstein says: “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

This celeb says: “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.’”

Jessica Simpson as Einstein

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Einstein says: “My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a known fact that I was born and that is all that is necessary.”  

 This celeb says: "I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man."


Charlie Sheen as Einstein

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Einstein says: “He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed.” 

This celeb says: “Once I cried over beauty, once I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it, man. I’m just a cliché of myself.”

Keanu Reeves as Einstein

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Einstein says: “The most precious things in life are not those you get for money.” 

This celeb says: “We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, ‘We have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits.'”

Spencer Pratt as Einstein

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Einstein says: "The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.” 

This celeb says: “Sunday comes after Saturday? Weird.”

Justin Bieber

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Einstein says: “I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive.” 

This celeb says: “I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”

David Hasselhoff as Einstein

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Einstein says: “If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer be my own self ... so the hell with it ... I will continue to be unconcerned about it, which surely has the advantage that I'm left in peace by many a fop who would otherwise come to see me.” 

This celeb says: “I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.”

Kim Kardashian as Einstein

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Einstein says: "Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down in the mind before you reach eighteen.” 

This celeb says: "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."

Tera Reid as Einstein

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Einstein says: “I very rarely think in words at all. A thought comes, and I may try to express in words afterwards.”

This celeb says:What’s a Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?”

Paris Hilton as Einstein

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Einstein says: “Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.”

This celeb says: “I was not drinking, nor do I drink!”

  Lindsay Lohan as Einstein

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Just kidding, celebs – you know we love you! Happy Birthday to Albert Einstein, who reminds us on Pi Day that “Setting an example is not the main means of influencing others, it is the only means.” For those of you who want to celebrate his birthday via t-shirt, here are some options! Einstein himself, and a brand new Pi Day style.


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